imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
(via whorville)
[hands over successful selfies at job interview]
(via whorville)
i want to start a band called ceiling because then my fans will be called ceiling fans
(via whorville)
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
"We live in a world where everyone who demanded peace was murdered. Welcome to earth."
- Kushandwizdom (via kushandwizdom)
the lizzie mcguire movie came out 10 years ago, i am not ok with this, this is not what dreams are made of
(Source: lrresponsibility, via heylights)
why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes
are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law
probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.
THIS IS ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT TODAY
(Source: bro-tatoes, via just-fucking-give-up)
i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.
(Source: merzbildschwet, via just-fucking-give-up)
